A couple of weeks ago I decided I was going to do a 40 day detox to cleanse my system and my soul of all the poisons I’ve digested and ingested over the past few months.
I am currently on day 4 and I am craving White Castles cheese burgers and chocolate chip cookies.
The office has been overflowing with all things sweet for the past week or so. Chocolate treats courtesy of the Big Boss and I cannot partake.
Not that I would if I could. With all of the germs, and snot, and hot breath breathing over the candies and cookies.
The pube infested hands from the scratching of balls reaching over, touching, and fondling every sweet morsel of Fannie May that lay on that ledge…
I think not!
But the idea of chocolate is excruciatingly tempting right now.
I will not give in.
Instead I’ll grab my bag of craisins and imagine they are covered in dark chocolate (much like how I imagine my men) and indulge.
Peanut Butter and Jelly for lunch.
